February 2012
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Unpopular opinion time...
eckthompson1:
I’m GLAD Lisa Edelstein isn’t returning for the series finale. I don’t miss Cuddy.
This. Besides, how could she possibly return? Fans are craayy. It would take a whole other season to resolve the issues and questions it would raise, especially between her and House.
manicbotanic:
Today in my ethics lecture we were discussing a peculiar example of cannibalism aboard a lifeboat. Four people were trapped at sea, one was dying, so it was decided that in order for the others to survive, the dying one was killed and eaten. This cannibalised person was called Richard Parker. Which is the context behind this wonderful utterance by our lecturer:
“So at one point...
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Found pizza in the freezer! A visual representation of the event: I need more pizza in my life so that I can be This has been a post about pizza so fuck you I got pizza
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Nietzsche, 1882: God Is Dead.
God, 1900: Nietzsche Is Dead.
I hope Rick Santorum wakes up and all of his vital...
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
thatsongabouttoday:
My sister compared the band One Direction to The Beatles.
She also called The Beatles a “boy band”.
The second one of which is entirely accurate!
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
isthereanybodyaliveoutthere: This seems a little bit irrational. Condoms are a birth control and safety measure that work just as effectively for both partners in the sexual activity, be they male or female. I am not denying that women's treatment in regards to birth control has often been disgraceful, but making an irrational argument that demonizes the men that buy condoms (which is actually beneficial to everybody) seems strange.
invisible-focaccia:
Thousands are being killed in Syria, the World economy is in disarray and North Korea has agreed to suspend uranium enrichment.
Meanwhile, on the front page of the biggest selling newspaper in the UK..
highwaymansfarewell:
Reason To Believe - Bruce...
Bodybuilding is idiocy on steroids.
And that’s a double entendre.
winking-eye-alcohol-suggestion:
One of the best things I ever did was a conscious decision I made to change the way I acted in public.
It sounds cliche, but if you walk around, long & purposeful strides, head held up and looking straight forward - people will assume that you’re confident. If you don’t hesitate to speak, if you don’t internalise what you REALLY want to say at one point or...
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rocketweasle replied to your post: rocketweasle replied to your post: rocketweasle…
NEVER say ‘glee’ again.
IT WAS AN ACTUAL WORD ONCE UPON A TIME OKAY. Also, I’m going to admit it, that scared me. I thought I had you, I didn’t even realise there was a TW there!
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rocketweasle replied to your post: rocketweasle replied to your post: rocketweasle…
Trust me, it’s coming. ;-)
I wait with great glee.
Hey cool my iTunes library is >9000. I always thought this moment would be more significant. Like with confetti or something.
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rocketweasle replied to your post: rocketweasle replied to your post: rocketweasle…
Yeah, but I’ve been versing everyone today. Haha. And ‘NIN’ is not a fucking word! Fuck!
Nine points, three pieces. You’d better have something brilliant up your sleeve son.
Sherlock should have died dat cheeky bastard.
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rocketweasle replied to your post: rocketweasle replied to your post: 3, 4, and…
It’s such a boring game now! Haha. But thank you. I thought it was good. ;-)
Perhaps that is the strategy ;-) No but seriously it is not boring, there is only 12 pieces left and we are neck-and-neck! It’s thrilling!
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rocketweasle replied to your post: 3, 4, and 34.
Oh God! I HATE the feeling of meeting people for the first time after only talking to them online!
Exactly! Also, oh my god, you played “whore” on Words With Friends. I commend you, sir. But I am still winning.
Anonymous asked: 3, 4, and 34.
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vagetarian:
I want sex. Sex sex sex sex.
If you’re in Australia but not watching Sherlock like this post so I can unfollow you or knock up your mother or something.
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